Funny Sms










Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

Dear,Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine




Wife: U're early today!
Man: My boss asked me to GO TO HELL!



A Tamilian call up sardar and asks "tamil therima"?
Sardar got mad,angrily replied "Hindi tera baap"




Girl:Do u shave in every week?

Boy:Not weekly, daily 30-40 times

Girl:R u mad?

Boy:I'm a barber



Exams r like girl frnds,

too many questions

difficult to understand

result is always fail





SARDAR LOOKING 2 SKY AT NIGHT AND ASKS OTHER SARDAR

IS DAT SUN OR MOON?

OTHER SARDAR:NO IDEA I'M NEW 2 D CITY...!!!







Santa buying movie tickets again again,
Finally ticket seller asks,y r u doing so?
Santa,Some1 standing @the door is tearing my tickets




Pappu:What's the difference betn Confidence and Confidential?
Santa:U r my son I'm Confident
Ur friend is also my son,that's Confidential.




Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law"





How do u express two words, with exactly the opposite meaning in a single sentence any guess?



no?


ans is



"Happy Married life




Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill






Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women





Q:Why d 4th lion of
Ashoka Pillar alwys
invisible?

Think

Don't give silly ans






Simple!

Ans: It doesn't like
publicity




u r "flower" in english,

In sanskrit "pushp",

In arabi "zuhra",

In urdu "gul".

Don't b so happy coz
in hindi u r a
"FOOL"




Sardar ji: There are lot of girls who don't want to get married!

Friend: How do you know?

Sardar ji: I asked them!





Srdrji was buying ticket on every station.

Frnd: Y dont U buy 1 ticket 4 d whole trip?

Srdrji: My doctor told me not 2 take long trips.





Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!




What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful,
Educated,Wise ,
Loving &Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin
























Both Cannot Be
Found




Boy-Isn't The Principl A Duffr!
Girl-Do U Know Who I'm?
Boy-No
Girl-Im The Princis Daughtr
Boy-Do U Know Who I m?
Girl-No
Boy-Thnk GOD





MAN:Boy,what is ur DAD's name?
BOY:LAUGHING.
MAN:& ur mother's name?
BOY:SMILING.
MAN:u must be kidding!
BOY: No.that's my brother.I'm JOKING





The judge:Defendant, y r u telling me a completely different story 4m yesterday?DEFENDANT: coz u didn't believe what I said yesterday!





A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..."



1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn n Askd
Tell Me,Who's
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mom Askd
All Answr In 1 Voice
U daddy





Few Sweetest kisses

loveliest kiss: on cheeks
Romantic kissL on lips

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena





Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Ram: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!




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